Q: What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?
A: Soap
Q: I'm not a blanket, yet I cover the ground; a crystal from heaven that doesn't make a sound. What am I?
A: Snowflake.
Q: I'm sweet and cold with a stick to hold; a treat on a hot day, worth more than gold. What am I?
A: Popsicle.
Q: What has a head but no brain?
A: Lettuce.
Q: Why do cats make good warriors?
A: Because they’ve got nine lives.
Q: I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A: A shirt.
Q: What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables?
A: Alphabet.
Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain.
Q: What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
A: SWIMS.
Q: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
A: Footsteps.
Q: David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _____?
A: David.
Q: What is more useful when it is broken?
A: An egg.
Q: I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A: A feather.
Q: Where do you take a sick boat?
A: To the dock-tor.
Q: Which fish costs the most?
A: A goldfish.
Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Age.
Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Friday.
Q: What has a neck but no head?
A: A bottle.
Q: What is full of holes but still holds water?
A: A sponge.
Q: How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
A: SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
Q: Why is Europe like a frying pan?
A: Because it has Greece at the bottom.
