Q: What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
A: They all read the same way when placed upside down.
Q: If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
A: 9.
Q: I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A: A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
Q: Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
A: 9.
Q: What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
A: Chicago!
Q: If a zookeeper had 100 pairs of animals in her zoo, and two pairs of babies are born for each one of the original animals, then (sadly) 23 animals don’t survive, how many animals do you have left in total?
A: 977 animals (100 x 2 = 200; 200 + 800 = 1000; 1000 – 23 = 977)
Q: I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.
A: I think he must be plotting something.
Q: If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
A: Zero.
Q: I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
A: Seven.
Q: What three numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
A: 1, 2, and 3 (1 + 2 + 3 = 6 and 1 x 2 x 3 = 6).
Q: What's a single-digit number with no value?
A: Zero.
Q: A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?
A: Nine years.
Q: Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what i’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold. What am I?
A: An alarm clock.
Q: What do the letter "t" and an island have in common?
A: They're both in the middle of water.
Q: Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
A: Incorrectly.
Q: How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Q: What has many rings but no fingers?
A: A phone.
Q: What can you break without touching it?
A: A promise.
Q: I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A: A nose.
Q: It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A: A keyboard.
Q: I have pointed fangs, and I sit and wait. I have piercing force, and I crunch with weight. I grab my victims, but they do not fight. I join them each with a single, quick bite. What am I?
A: A stapler.
Q: Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, two letters there are, and two only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue and gray, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?
A: Eye.
Q: Who has married many women but was never married?
A: The priest.
Q: Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
A: Ton.
Q: What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
A: Your left hand.
Q: If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
A: Hiss and hers.
Q: What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?
A: Turn 30.
